Nothing makes us happier than enforcing goofy stereotypes about Georgetown students, which is why we’ve been giddy over the brewing t-shirt competition between Georgetown College and the McDonough School of Business.

Okay, so there’s no real competition. But we’re going to rattle our saber anyway.

The Georgetown College Academic Council’s got t-shirts for any College students who happen to be huge Harry Potter nerds. (Read: All of us.) Track down your council representative during GAAP weekend this Saturday to snag yourself one and prove, once and for all, that College = Gryffindor.

But what if you’re in the MSB? Everybody knows your dark ties to the house Slytherin, so it’s high time to embrace an arrogant, immature attitude that only a business fraternity can offer.

Cue Alpha Kappa Psi’s “MSB: It’s always a three-day weekend” t-shirts, which pleasantly remind the rest of us that MSB kids spend their Friday afternoons drinking while we’re stuck in another boring discussion section.

The College edges the MSB on pricing ($12 to $15), but lacks the technological capabilities of its business-minded rivals. Let’s call it a wash.

We just hope our poor, defenseless friends in the NHS don’t get pulled into this blood bath.