The Hoya has its “proud” tradition of turning out a lame April Fool’s Day issue every year (this year’s best misguided attempts at humor were a charming fake interview with the “Georgetown Cuddler”—you do realize he doesn’t just cuddle, right?—and some good-old-fashioned stereotyping, re: the Japanese foreign exchange student named “Takataka Warazaka”). The Voice has no strict April Fool’s Day pranking traditions of its own—but that just makes things more interesting.

After an initial late-night attempt to “redecorate” their office failed, a group of intrepid Voicers celebrated April Fool’s Day in The Hoya’s office at the crack of dawn. Below, what some tape, extra copies of the Voice, and about 2,000 bendy straws can do.