Culled District deer feed the hungry

CIA operatives returning to D.C. for their debriefings aren’t the only trained assassins in this city who stalk their targets in the dead of night. The National Park Service (NPS) hired expert sharpshooters to cull deer in Rock… Read More

Control of the D.C. deer population continues, shrub-deprived locals rejoice

Last year, the National Park Service was met with resistance when it implemented a long-term plan to reduce the deer population in local D.C. parks. This year, however, the plan has gained popular support as locals have increasingly… Read More

National Park Service kills 20 deer, draws ire of vegan yuppie set

Yesterday, the National Park Service finished out its deer population management program in Rock Creek Park for the year, killing 20 wide-eyed, innocent deer. The meat from the 20 deer killed will be donated¬†to local food banks. (Waste… Read More

Sharpshooting key to new Rock Creek Park deer management plan

After months of planning, the National Park Service has released its final plan for managing the white-tailed deer population of Rock Creek Park. In the park, which includes the parkland west of Georgetown and north of Burleith,¬†“the population… Read More