[Editor's Note: After whole weeks of anticipation, it's time for the inaugural edition of Venus Fly Trap's yet-to-be-named sex and relationship mailbag. If you have a question and you're dying for some advice, don't be bashful; the anonymous submission form is at the end of this post.]
What do you do if you across a situation with a man who is super cute, nice and just generally hot. Then you head back with him and start to go a little further when you realize his manhood is less than well endowed and thus you stop being interested. Do you just leave? Do you tell him why? Do you just proceed forward even though you are no longer into it?
— Big is Good
Whoa whoa whoa. Super cute, nice and just generally hot? And you and he actually go to Georgetown?
Listen up, BIG—unless you’re trying film an amateur porno over in Henle, get over yourself. Super cute, nice, generally hot, AND well endowed is a fantastic combo, but unless that mythical creature is perched outside of Healy Hall swinging his twig and berries, you might need to adjust those steep standards. Poor Prince Charming can’t grow that peen out like it’s a damn Chia pet.
Besides, would you rather have a mean, ugly guy with a Shaq-sized manhood? If you’re looking for an impersonal bang buddy, then by all means, leave this guy behind. But just because a man’s got it, doesn’t mean he knows how to use it. And who knows, maybe Prince Charming can wield that tiny sword like nobody’s business.
Next time you’re thinking size is the only thing that matters, just remember the story of David and Goliath. David used a tiny ball for a HUGE win.
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