Monday Madlibs: The MSB Building’s new namesake

Last week we learned that unlike poor Villages A-C, someone (namely Rafik Hariri’s son, Saad), had ponied up $20 million to buy the naming rights to the new MSB building. Having a building named after an assassinated Lebanese… Read More

Monday Madlibs: The Georgetowner‘s hard-hitting Blonde Charity Mafia exposé

Editor’s Note: Monday Madlibs will now be running once every other week. The premiere of Blonde Charity Mafia, the Georgetown-centric reality show about the Late Night Shots crew, may have been pushed back to the fall, but that… Read More

Monday Madlibs: E-mail Emancipation

Last week, we learned that UIS will finally be making the switch to GMail by the end of the summer. How would you have made the long-awaited announcement? Create a story for “E-mail Emancipation” Adverb Plural Noun Company… Read More

Monday Madlibs: Dream up your own interim dean

Earlier this week, Georgetown named Mehran Kamrava interim dean of the School of Foreign Service in Qatar. Not knowing much about SFS-Q or Dr. Kamrava, it seems like a pretty good fit given Kamrava’s impressive publishing record and… Read More

Monday Madlibs: Intern Insanity

Recently, the must-read blog in D.C. has been Spotted: DC Summer Interns. With its catty tales of intern foibles, the blog is a fun place to read bitter Hill staffers bashing the teenagers half a step below them…. Read More

Monday Madlibs: Reunion Weekend ridiculousness

What’s sweeter than returning to your alma mater to get drunk with your college friends just like the good old days?  Probably only one thing: writing a Madlib about it! Create a story for “Reunion Weekend Ridiculousness” Plural… Read More

Monday Madlibs: Catholic colleges in conflict

Last weekend, at Trinity Washington University (a small, Catholic school in Northesast D.C. with an all-women’s undergraduate program), University President Patricia McGuire used her commencement speech to upbraid the anti-abortion zealots who were protesting President Obama’s appearance at… Read More

Monday Madlibs: 5 tips for SFS grads

Dust off your inspirational speech-making skills, it’s time for the Commencement address edition of Monday Madlibs! In his speech, Chuck Hagel listed five lessons for SFS kids. They were pretty good, but we’re sure you can make them… Read More

Monday Madlibs: No swine flu for you!

The Swine Flu scare has settled down a bit now that we know it’s basically as harmful as your run-of-the-mill influenza, but let’s take some time relive those heady days (last Tuesday through Friday) when we thought we… Read More

Monday Madlibs: Add/Drop Absurdity!

It’s that time of year again: flowers are blooming, the sun’s shining and you’re stressed out about add/drop.  Tomorrow and Wednesday, everyone who got shafted on Pre-Registration will partake in the bi-annual “Pre-registration Completion” ritual, obsessively refreshing the… Read More