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What would Miley Cyrus say: This week’s movie previews

For this week’s movie previews, Vox uses the always intelligent and politically correct Miley Cyrus’s words to describe these movies. Or not describe them. Vox kinda just put the better quotes in. A Haunted House 2 Vox has always been… Read More

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What would Malory Archer say: This week’s movie releases

Vox previews this week’s only two movie releases in D.C. in Malory Archer’s always kind and thoughtful words. I, Frankenstein Wait… So it’s the doctor who’s named Frankenstein? Then what’s the monster’s name? Or does he not have a name?… Read More

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What would Kanye say: This week’s movie releases

Vox previews some of this weekend’s opening films using Kanye’s always humble quotes. Devil’s Due Even when planned, pregnancy is scary, and this film takes that scary to the next level. As a newly-wedded couple struggles through the… Read More