Girl 1: I was spinning in the spinning chair.
Girl 2: Wow, I have never been drunk enough to say something like that.
Girl 1: Thomas Jefferson invented this chair and he doesn’t appreciate your mockery!

Boy: Yeah, I’m attractive, yeah girls wanna suck my dick!

Outside Lau
Boy: After 9/11, man, that’s when all the Muslim shit started going down.

Boy: I think Jenna Jameson should be on the 69 dollar bill.

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Boy to friend: You’re… you’re a medium attractive girl.

Boy to female friend: I am the arbiter of your ass!

GAAP student: Les étudiants ne sont pas très beau…

Group of bros hanging on on Village C patio
Boy to friends: He just asked for an assortment of pills. I don’t even know. Like Dude, I have no idea what’s going on in your life, but I’m happy to oblige.

Recapping last night’s adventures in Leo’s
Girl: Yeah, we need to get rid of that ho. Oh! Whose boobs did we grab last night?

At the ice cream station in Leo’s
Burly guy: Does liking rainbow sprinkles make me a small, small child?

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Boy: So, I got into Sig Ep, broke up with my girlfriend, and found God. After those three life-changing events, I don’t know how I’ll take on the weekend.

Boy on phone (night of Relay for Life): I don’t remember where we live or our house number so I really need you to pick up, bro.

Boy 1: She’s not the kind of girl I usually hook-up with.
Boy 2: What kind of girl do you usually hook up with?
Boy 1: Not the brightest tools in the shed.

Boy 1: Dude, you should totally watch WALL-E you would love it.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: Because there’s nothing better than watching robots bang. ‘WALL-EEEEEE!’ ‘Evaaaaa’”

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Boy to his friend on a Friday afternoon:
Boy 1: “She was spectacular. I mean she literally made me orgasm.”
Boy 2: “That’s rad, bro.”

Girl to boy, near Village A:
Girl: “Do you know how you caught it?”
(Boy mumbles)
Girl: “Okay, I’m going to have to ask you to get tested again.”

Boy on his cell phone in Red Square: “He definitely looks like he could stick his finger in your ass if he wanted to.”

In Leo’s:
Boy 1: “Hey man, can you get me some pasta?”
Boy 2: “This ain’t UNICEF, bitch!”

One boy to another, at Wisey’s:
Dude, you’re still picking out chips? I’ve seen babies conceived faster than this!

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Below are the brightest things the Voice staff has heard around Georgetown lately. Got a good “overheard”? Submit it at the bottom of the post!

At Leo’s on Friday morning
Girl #1: Your iPod is so cute!
Girl #2: Thanks! It’s like one of my two or three favorite iPods

Wobbly girl coming from a party: “I don’t like parties. I’m … partyist!”

Girl with ash dripping from her cigarette: “I just burned my left breast!”

Girl to her friend at 33rd and M Street: “I just need to stop getting drunk and hitting big black men.”

A Thursday morning at Saxby’s:
Girl 1: “What are you doing this weekend?”
Girl 2: “I don’t know. What about you?”
Girl 1: “Jack’s having a party. You should go to it.”
Girl 2: “Ok!”
Girl 1: “He broke up with his girlfriend, like, two weeks ago and he’s finally over her, so he decided to throw a party and have sex with as many freshmen girls as he can.”

At a house party:
Girl 1: “So what’s your major, dahling?”
Girl 2: “Regional studies.”
Girl 1: “Oh, I’m international politics, security studies.  Regional studies, CULP, those aren’t even real majors.  It’s like being a pediatrician versus being a surgeon.”
Later in the night:
Boy: “I’m going to dance with [Girl 1].”
Girl 2: “Careful, I’m pretty sure she’s still got her douchewad stuck up her vagina.”

At the corner of Wisconsin and M:
Man: “So how was work today?”
Woman: “Terrible, we had performance reviews.”
Man: “How’d you do?”
Woman: “Ok, I guess, I got a $35,000 a year raise.”
Man: “Wow, that’s great!”
Woman: “Not really, that’s only 18%!”

Boy to officer who’s threatening to ticket him for fighting: “You don’t understand, officer! A Mexican stole a piece of my pizza and you have to go find him!”

Boy to his female friend: “I am going to Roofie you and leave you outside of Rhino.”

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