Page 13 This Week: The Hoyas should wear short shorts

This week, the Voice‘s satirical Page 13 cartoon, editors Cannon Warren and Christy Geaney illustrate a move that would bring Georgetown’s basketball team to the national championship.

Page 13 reminds us of the warrior that is DinoJack

In this week’s issue of the Voice, DinoJack comes to life through this cartoon by DJ Loose Cannon. Whether or not DinoJack deserves glorification, his presidential excellence sure as hell warrants a shiny trofy. 

Page 13 Fashion Issue: Wearing a helmet is just practical

This week, the Voice‘s fashion issue featured some sweaters and scarves and other autumn gems. Page 13 editors Cannon Warren and Christy Geaney bring you their interpretation on fall fashion, with some practical and useful suggestions on how to dress to impress.

Voice special investigations unit obtains early draft of Police Chief job description

Last week, Vox reported on the University’s search for a new Police Chief to manage the Department of Public Safety. The Voice’s special investigations unit, Page 13, has obtained a preliminary draft of the job posting. Our University source, who wishes to remain anonymous, thought this draft description may better represent the position to any […]

Happy Thanksgiving from Page 13!

This photo was blurred to protect the Voice staffers involved from facing President DeGioia’s wrath.

Page 13 on Vox: A week of disaster hits Georgetown

Even though the Voice did not publish an issue this week, we couldn’t allow ourselves to deprive the Georgetown community of our glorious Page 13. Below, we have a rundown of the HOYAlert text messages that all of campus received at the most inopportune times throughout the past week, which informed us of disastrous weather, […]