Philip Tam has experienced the common problem of magically appearing clothes come move-out time. The storage companies are pleased.

We suppose Akhil Ramanadham opened and checked every black Samsonite that passed his way until he decided to take a random one and call it a day.

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There is no place for fashion in Lau, especially during finals week. Kathy and her shower shoes are a direct testament.

Cameron H made the common mistake of assuming that a Bollywood film could be shorter than 9 hours. The woman only managed to get through two thirds of the movie before Lau closed.

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Senioritis seems to have finally gotten the best of Eric Begoun. We just hope that the poetic license he exercised in his tweet didn’t make its way into his paper.

Emily Cahn has a message for all squirrels: you are a drain on society’s resources. Stop taking advantage of entitlement programs and get a job already!

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Instead of lamenting the loss of the Beer Garden, Alex Free realizes that every little thing we actually do get on Georgetown Day is a gift.

Alexander Olesker notes that since God is no longer caught up in helping Tim Tebow, He can go back to herding LOLcats to their graves.

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Sure, we failed to recruit Nerlen, but Katie Conry highlights Georgetown’s real forte: puppy recruiting.

As Jack Jr. stared at Jack Senior’s inflatable, he couldn’t muster up the strength to say, “if they’ll bring inflatables to my grand welcoming, why can’t the administration do the same thing for Georgetown Day?”

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Michelle Pliskin brings up an important discrepancy in Easter traditions. Still, the biggest Easter mystery has to be the popularity of Peeps.

University spokeswoman Stacy Kerr may be trying to get Americans jealous over England’s royal marriage festivities. Nice try: we’d much rather watch the Masters over some antiquated event filled with unnecessary pomp and circumstance that adds yet another person to an overwhelmingly white group of old golfers. Read the rest of this entry »

When Jason Clark is elected into the NBA Hall of Fame, let it be known that this was the moment everything changed.

Sounds like Sarah Amos hasn’t experienced that moment when you realize you don’t actually have to study during study abroad after you thought you actually had to study during study abroad.

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Victoria Briody is probably not the only student on campus who wasn’t thrilled to hear about Newt Gingrich Wednesday evening speech in Gaston. But come on Hoyas, this guy’s had it hard enough on the campaign trail; an empty Gaston may just about break his heart.

What Eric Begoun doesn’t know is the golf cart was actually an upgrade from the widely disparaged Facilities monorail system.

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What Dalvin Butler doesn’t realize is that the DPS officer was the pizza thief! This conspiracy goes right to the top. There’s a reason Georgetown’s soon-to-be-announced police chief is nicknamed Jumbo Slice. Okay, two reasons.

Voice staffer Kirill Makarenko sounds a little paranoid. Honestly, what possibly reason would lead The Corp to attempt an assassination of a Voice writer?

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Bruce Thomas, we’ll take you up on that bet. Wait a minute, you’re probably right. Nevermind.

Georgetown Hot Mess‘s justification for midnight indulgences makes sense, but I think our nightly intake of Jimmy Dean’s chocolate chip pancakes and sausage on a stick is making it difficult to get up the hill to Yates. I may have to switch to the blueberry soon, for the antioxidants.

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