When GUSA campaigns that exist for two weeks have better websites than your 44-year-old newsmagazine, it’s probably time to update WordPress. Check out the new website for the Voice‘s print edition.

DuPont Creeper seems to be dedicated to one thing: making tourists go home sooner.

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According to Sheila Walsh‘s most recent English paper, non-iron shirts are a symbol for unrealized expectations and false advertising.

Acting GUSA Senate Speaker Zach Singer would know what the word for student government is in Arabic. Don’t get any ideas, Zach, or Obama will have to drone you. (Cause he can.)

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Last night, while Vox live-blogged the GUSA presidential debate, the Voice‘s Editor-in-Chief Keaton Hoffman did some live-tweeting of his own. When the candidates gave the trite “I care too much, I work too hard” answers, Hoffman remind us that the debate was about GUSA.

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Last night, the various GUSA vice presidential candidates were quick to throw Georgetown’s favorite student funding board under the bus. Poor Georgetown SAC just wanted to know why. Also, Vox going to start calling this a campaign liability for Jack and Maggie. Based on what we heard at the debate last night, electing a GUSA president from SAC would be like electing a U.S. President from the IRS.

Josh Zeitlin saw that the only thing more popular than bashing SAC at the debate was praising outgoing President Clara Gustafson and Vice President Vail Kohnert-Yount. Kind of like the disparity between Congress and the President’s approval rating.
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Taylor Alexis doesn’t seem to know that the chief use of social media is to let all of your friends chime in on the same topic. One friend may think that Beyoncé was completely fabulous, while another may think that she’s incredibly gorgeous. How else would you know what all your friends are thinking?

Illuminatus! Get her! Bill O’Keefe sees that lots of things can be Illuminati symbols when the symbol in question is a triangle. Read the rest of this entry »

So glad that David Schaffer is bringing attention to a serious problem. Bling H₂O is the only kind of water Vox can drink without getting a migraine.What do they expect you to do during these poses where you’re not even standing up? Let’s hope Helena Lu invests in one of these. Read the rest of this entry »

Maybe try, “Let me through, my water just broke!” Let’s just hope JoeL didn’t resort to yelling “Everybody run! There’s a bomb!” Never mind, we would’ve already heard about it.

Unlike Chris McNulty, Vox did not see #YOLO as sufficient reason to get out of bed for the inauguration. Vox will get to see all the photos later anyway. Read the rest of this entry »

At least Alexander Podkul doesn’t have the body of a smallish receptionist and the mind of a 13 year-old boy like Vox does.

The kids these days, they do start at a young age. Soon Ana Smith’s cousin will have a LinkedIn: “Classroom monitor from Jan. 14 to Jan. 18, 2012. Oversaw lunch line, passed out worksheets, and cleaned chalkboard.” Read the rest of this entry »

Like Vox, Brett thinks of every possible excuse to not take an exam. Imagine the email: “Professor, I couldn’t study because someone stole my books in the library!” It’d work about as well as “My dog ate my research paper.”

Allie Prescott failed to understand how romantic that XXL Steak Nacho truly was.

Vox has a special double tweetacular this week with many more tweets after the jump!

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Mike tweets the dreaded thought creeping into the minds of students attempting to put the realization off until study days begin. Based on this week’s weather, however, Georgetown students can still look forward to the fact that unlike finals, winter is not coming.

Allie Prescott‘s logic is impeccable until you consider the $200,000 you are paying to be told to do said homework.

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