Twuesday Tweetacular: The Heal is not ‘the Living Room’

lunar eclipses are the lamest of eclipses #realtalk — Connor Jones (@cwnnor) October 8, 2014 Vox has to agree with former Voice Editor-in-Chief Connor Jones on this one. Solar eclipses are way better. Hurry up and see them while you… Read More

Twuesday Tweetacular: Harvard football wears funny pants

Well this billboard should solve that problem. pic.twitter.com/YOfBJTb21o — Georgetown Heckler (@GtownHeckler) October 6, 2014 Well Georgetown Heckler, Vox is convinced that the mind behind the billboard is a resident of Georgetown who’s still bitter that he didn’t realize moving… Read More

Twuesday Tweetacular: Georgetown Class of 2036 member born

Modestly putting books on shelves in the library is difficult when anaconda, talk dirty, and fireball come on in a row — Maddi Kaigh (@mmmmkaigh) September 24, 2014 Well Maddi Kaigh, that simply means that you should restrict… Read More

Twuesday Tweetacular: Bill Clinton wins the #tbt game

what if undercover cops posed as uber drivers tho — Ellie Yaeger (@ellieyaeger) May 31, 2014 Well Ellie Yaeger, this would probably result in the immediate arrest of drunken freshmen from Darnall, incapable of walking back to campus… Read More

Twuesday Tweetacular: Vote for Beyonce

I've never been held hostage but I have been in a group text. — Georgetown Hot Mess (@GTownHotMess) September 7, 2014 Vox feels you, Georgetown Hot Mess. Especially when you think you’re actually popular until you find out that… Read More

Twuesday Tweetacular: Inappropriate Syracuse athletes

The Georgetown Heckler is right, as syllabus week is over. But not to worry… Now instead of scrolling through social media in a cubicle with endless carvings of romantic crushes from 2003, you can at least try the… Read More

Twuesday Tweetacular: Rodents of unusual size

oh heeyyyyyy dc! — Georgetown Hot Mess (@GTownHotMess) August 16, 2014 Welcome back to the nation’s capitol, Hoyas! Georgetown Hot Mess, for one, is glad to back among impressive monuments, ineffective legislators, and way too much construction. You… Read More

Twuesday Tweetacular: Jim Gaffigan to toss first salad at Hilltoss?

@JimGaffigan, we’re opening a salad shop at your alma mater (#Gtown). Plz come cut the ribbon ironically. I will make scissors of churros. — Hayden Freedman (@HaydenFreedman) August 4, 2014 Hayden Freedman (COL ’15), director of creative marketing for… Read More

Twuesday Tweetacular: High schoolers complaining about Georgetown

Spending $70 on cupcakes at Georgetown cupcakes today will be 300% worth it.— darian reneé. (@dariannreneee) July 29, 2014 darian reneé is one of those poor, sad fools who wait in line at Georgetown Cupcake when Baked and… Read More

Twuesday Tweetacular: Ignorant about geography

Beyoncé and Jay Z might be getting divorced according to the internet?! THANKS OBAMA. — Julia Jester (@JuliaaJesterr) July 22, 2014 Voice news editor Julia Jester might just need to go on medical leave this fall if this… Read More