Alleged Georgetown professor will “kiss you with the ardor of a libidinous teenager .”
A few days ago we discovered that Jack DeGioia’s resorted to using Craigslist to search for a suitable assistant. Now it looks like one of his colleagues is also using the site, albeit for less wholesome (but much more hilarious) purposes:
Professor fantasy? – m4w – 35 (Georgetown)
Ever find yourself attracted to your professor and secretly fantasizing that at some point you’ll be alone with him talking, laughing, subtly flirting, playing coy but giving all the signs of romantic interest — then he moves close, touches your arm, pulls your body into his, and kisses you with the ardor of a libidinous teenager and the skill of an experienced lover?
Ever find yourself daydreaming about being in his class, about his nicely sculpted physique, about his attentive and sincere manner of addressing students’ questions, about his passionate interest in the subject matter, about his confidence, his flair with words, his humility about his intellectual boundaries, his warmth and charm?
If this is you, maybe you’d like to turn your fantasy into reality? Maybe a private tutorial with an handsome professor is in order? If you’re very cute and interested in a discreet relationship, I’d love to hear from you.