Comments of the Week: Cleanliness is now on hold
John Carroll summarizes the water main break:
Moose gives doctors a reason to not use iPads:
Doctor: We regret to inform you that your husband died as a result of our inability to get the latest x-rays because we couldn’t get wireless internet
Patient: What?!? This has to be a joke! My five year old just set up a router in my house
Doctor: Yes I know a trained monkey could set up a router, but this is UIS is in charge of setting it up.
Patient: What about the 3G?
Doctor: Same problem, data is provided through AT&T, the worst ranked major cell provider in the US… anyway I’m so sorry for your loss
Moral of the story: I may head to GW for my procedures
THE GUSA PLEBES ARE TRYING TO COLLECT TITHES IN MY DOMINION AGAIN? TO THE GALLOWS WITH THEM
ATalbot wants to pick a fight with the Ed Board:
For everyone who doesn’t feel that they know enough about SAFE Reform:
-Here’s the official report put out on the referendum by the GUSA FinApp Committee
-Here’s an OpEd in The Voice in favor of SAFE Reform written by a couple of losers:
-Here’s some lively debate on the Referendum on the Facebook Event’s Wall
Vote Yes, please!
And of course Hipster thinks Columbia’s drug bust is so blasé:
I liked drug busts better when they were underground. Now they’re mainstream.