Twuesday Tweetacular: Semester’s over, but Twitter never stops

Emily Cahn may have that right, but if Chelsea listens to her mother, who¬†spoke on campus today, a strictly pantsuit wardrobe should make up for what the Clintons’ daughter lacks in charisma.

Okay, John Cooke, maybe it’s a little unimpressive. But never use “Charlie Brown-esque” pejoratively¬†again. Got it? Thought so.

Actually Whitney, you should do neither of these things. What you should do is buy your advent calendar a seat for your flight back home, shower it with love and affection, and eat the chocolate on the right day. It has feelings too, you know.

It’s a truly sad day when the always well-received humor of Jack Stuef is absent.

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