Twuesday Tweetacular: Rock bottom edition


Kirill Makarenko

Kirill, don’t be jealous of our Jedi mind tricks. That leads to hate…then suffering…then yeah.

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We’ve been there, Kendall. Try to see how sexy rice cakes are when they don’t look like brains.


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Existential crises are perfectly natural, Nicole. Especially when writing about countries that no longer exist.

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It’s ok, Sheila—pants are overrated. A Snuggie uniform is completely acceptable.

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Words aren’t necessaryIan. Just send emotions in the general direction of the thing.

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Best of luck, GtownCountryBoy, but the odds of becoming a Canadian are one in a million.

3 Comments on “Twuesday Tweetacular: Rock bottom edition

  1. Drake is Canadian? I can’t listen to him anymore knowing that. It’s like Celine Dion all over again.

  2. Why would anyone want to become a Canadian? Their milk comes in BAGS.

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