Twuesday Tweetacular: Getting dressed and other life struggles

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Screen Shot 2013-10-28 at 4.20.32 PMLast week, Scott was #done, and now he is reduced to contemplating the ultimate college struggle. Here is some advice: We do not go to Brown, so you must wear pants unless you want to end up here.

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Today, The Corp learned that you cannot mix beer and condoms in an espresso machine.

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Well, at least George Washington has accepted that its admissions aren’t based on qualifications.  It’s still a bit ambitious to call it “selective”, though.

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But Erica wishes that she went to GW so she too could use their slightly larger endowment to have nice things like sandwiches and spoons.

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Samin is a true Hoya because he understands that you cannot put a price on such a prestigious Jesuit institution. After all, you might be lucky enough to get to touch B.O.B.’s shoulder.

2 Comments on “Twuesday Tweetacular: Getting dressed and other life struggles

  1. As much as I love gratuitous attacks on The Corp, you could have at least made their blunder more acceptable by photoshopping an Oxford comma into that screenshot.

  2. Back the fuck off the Oxford Comma. That shit is proper and appropriate.

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