Missed Connections: Breaking in the new lot with some quake n’ shake

Welcome, dear freshmen, to the return of Missed Connections! For those of you just joining us, we here at Vox (specifically, me) enjoy taking a few moments out of our day to acknowledge those whose romantic lives have… Read More

Missed Connections: I lust for flair and fuel

Vox’s Missed Connections: Chronicling America’s slide towards cultural armageddon since 1969. I refuse to believe there are men who patronize Baked and Wired without glasses.

Missed Connections: bothered and hot in Yates

It looks like the summer sun and some strenuous exercise at Georgetown’s own field house are causing students and residents to work up a healthy appetite for some long-shot lovin’. Except, apparently, for robots. Athletic, intellectual, and above… Read More

Missed Connections: July is the cruellest month

We’re back with this week’s edition of Georgetown Missed Connections, and unfortunately it looks like D.C.’s most desperate are still a little thin on the ground. (As an aside, some of us were desperately looking for some Harry… Read More

Missed connections: July doldrums abound

It’s getting to that chunk of July where not even the thought of some kinky FAA action is enough to lift my spirits. Someone wants to play a game of pat down tonight. “Is that a concealed explosive… Read More

Missed Connections: Inappropriate venues for romance edition

Anyone remember that fire at Hook yesterday? It looks like there was more than one type of sizzle in the vicinity. “One of Georgetown’s restaurants may be filled with the fires of tragedy and extensive property damage, but… Read More

Missed Connections: Grasping for the Facebook Threshold edition

Today, I introduce Vox’s readers to my latest postulate: the Facebook threshold. It’s a fairly simple concept, in theory – if by the end of a social encounter one hasn’t gathered enough personal information to find a given… Read More

Missed connection: poor decision edition

On today’s edition of Georgetown Missed Connections, we bring you not one but two stories from everyone’s favorite trashy Georgetown club, Thirds. The fake IDs may be gone…but the class remains. Will this column be up to its… Read More

Missed Connections: can you feel the Lau tonight?

As per usual, we bring you a mix of the almost-endearing, borderline-creepy, and merely-pathetic for your amusement, mixed in with as many trite riffs as we can muster. Based on that picture? Trying and failing oh so very… Read More

Missed Connections: Sexy tattoo edition

Let’s cut the small talk and get straight to the chase, Craigslist romantics: I want to blog you tonight. Hipster-tastic!